do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
You ruined the universe
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