I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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