jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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