So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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