TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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