Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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