i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
