You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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