hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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