They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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