therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Randomize
