i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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