I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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