sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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