Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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