And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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