I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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