Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Randomize
