Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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