im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
