just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
it's like iHOP with fire
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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