Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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