You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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