He kissed a someone with a penis
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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