you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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