the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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