sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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