ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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