i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
