she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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