Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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