I want to walk on stilts...naked
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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