All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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