Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
