I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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