You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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