I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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