she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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