If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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