fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I intend to get homeless drunk
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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