I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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