Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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