who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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