this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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