Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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