is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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