you have to choose: penises or morals?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
