No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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