yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
two words...techno handjob
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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