awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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