Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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