you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I got her a Nickelback box set.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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