I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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