you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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