dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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